... and still not a cat, nor even a doggy. Maybe next time...
In the '80s it was a publicity stunt. In the '90s it was a joke. In the '00s it became a possibility. Now it's a reality.
It just took a little time, that's all.
The writings of a big, gay, long cat. With assistance from a pair of thumbs and the manny they belong to.
"I worked as a waitress in a fast food cafe. Day in, day out, same boring routine, same boring life. It was all wrong. It didn't feel like me that was doing it at all. I felt like I'd fallen from another planet and landed in this strange girl's body. But it wasn't me at all. I was meant to be somewhere else. Each night I'd walk home and I'd look up at the stars through the gaps in the clouds, and I tried to imagine where I really came from. I dreamed that one day everything would come right, I'd be carried off back home, back to my real mum and dad. Then it actually happened and I ended up here. Ended up working as a waitress again, only this time I couldn't dream about going nowhere else. There wasn't nowhere else to go."
"At last. After three thousand years, the Dragonfire shall be mine."
"Leave him. He's in the restricted zone. He's a dead man."This is quickly proved to be correct when Kane, this story's obvious baddy, comes in and freezes the manny with his bare hands and the manny goes
"Fact is, I'm on a mission of highly philanthropic nature."
"It means it's beneficial to mankind."
"We know what philanthropic means. What's the mission?"
"This is the real McCoy, this is. It comes from an unimpeachable source."
"What's that, then?"
"That means it is beyond reproach or question."
"I know what unimpeachable means, bird bath, but what makes you so certain this map's pedigree is twenty four carat?"
"I was doing this brill experiment to extract nitroglycerine from gelignite, but I think something must have gone wrong. This time storm blows up from nowhere and whisks me up here."Mew. I don't think that is a real thing, and neither does Professor Cat. He's a real Professor, you know, we don't just call him that for no reason.
"What about your mum and dad?"
"I haven't got no mum and dad. I've never had no mum and dad and I don't want no mum and dad. It's just me, all right?"
"Give me Delta and I will give you... your life."
"Life? What do you know about life, Gavrok? You deal in death! Lies, treachery and murder are your currency. You promise life, but in the end it will be life which defeats you."
"You have said enough. I have traversed time and space to find the Chimeron queen. I will not be defeated."
"As you will. I came here under a white flag and I will leave under that same white flag, and woe betide any man who breaches its integrity. Now step aside, release those prisoners!"
"There's more to this than we can fry."
"All haste and no speed makes Jill a dull girl."
"I am still not sure what I saw in that police box, but I cannot risk my staff for it."and they start to evacuate all the mannys from the holiday camp.
"Well, I simply applied the TARDIS vortex drive to generate an antigravity spiral to halt your descent."in the TARDIS to allow the bus to land safely. Bus, satellite and TARDIS all land in Wales at the Shangri La holiday camp. It is run by Burton (played by Richard Davies who I know from Whoops Apocalypse where he was very funny). He has a doggy!
"A stitch in time fills up space."
"There's many a slap twixt cup and lap."